Archive for October, 2009


Posted in Uncategorized on October 31, 2009 by Michelle Kwek

Haha oh yeahh… i mean it when i say weekends are the best things that happens!:) haha. esp when it’s full of squashing!!:) oh yeahh, smack those balls. hahah. dam shag lah. went all the way to changi to private train then mug chinese abit before mr yang sent me to scc for more training. haha.:D couldnt really focus on the ball though, since fatigue and hunger were visiting:( haha. but still, heh i think not bad lah.!! and jacq was frigging funny!!!:D haha. esp during doubles. then jiayi was like wahh, i thought she’ll never smile. haha. but jacq smiled soooo widely today!!:D and there was this ball when she shouted LET PLEASE!!! IT’S A LET!!! ahhaha. sooo funny, i mean if you know jacq, it’s so not her!!!:) and that stoooopid jiayi, today something wrong. keep laughing at me for dont know what. and crystal sooo poor thing!! like some scavenger!!! oh, must make it a point to eat breakfast on sats if not i suffer 5hrs long gastric. pain like shit.

and that kimwee is such a … haha. drip the sweat all over me bad enough. still use the wet with sweat towel to hit me. dam hard. frigging ungentlemanly man!!! watched some good matches today and it was nice to see coach again!! but forgot to bring the bangkok stuff for him:( soo yay i am going down tmr to pass to him and pass to lifang and since jiayi wanna whack somemore… why not!!! hahaha. going to love tmr ttm again. ooooh dear, why do weekends zoom by like nothing:(

about 2 more weeks of school? or maybe officially one more week. maliku please bless me with the strength… just one more week of endurance and it will all be over. school will be over and i really wonder… what else will be over too…

shucks, have been getting nightmares about being a disappointment. sigh. and jiayi was chanting non-stop in my ear about that. haah. poop you lah!:)

and wow, sooo excited for sec 4 farewell but i really dont want to leave RGSquash:( still looking forward to it though since it’s been like the best thing yearly:) ahhahah. and oh my tian!!! i cannot find the farewell gift for my chairperson next year!!! it’s like the tradition to pass down that thing. die die die!!!:((

on a sidenote, thanks thadd tsang!!! hahah. so nice and gentlemanly unlike that dino!!! MEEP! see ya sooon!



Posted in Uncategorized on October 30, 2009 by Michelle Kwek

Geog today was unbearable? as in like the time inched at a rate that was tending towards ZERO!!!:( and the presentation sort of got more interesting towards the end? haha. or maybe mrs mo woke me up with the discussion on lingerie:) then i went home to tell my bro about it and he asked what’s that? so i said panties and bras? and he was like OH LIN-GER-REE? ahahhaha. what the. and so it was funny mainly cause mrs mo made a few slips of the tongue:) like she wanted to say my bra but ended up saying buy breasts!! ahah:) and another one!!! she wanted to say that we wear the bras our mums buy for us and instead she said,” you guys just wear what your mum wear rightt?” but i think almost no one got that, except aku!!:) hahaha. so ended up laughing across the room:)

and i realised some people just act soooo differently when doing presentation. not that i know them very well in the first place but you just know that it’s different and it’s disturbing? like changing masks or something. dont really like that feeel. oh oh and was watching survivor:P yay love it! but after the challenges i stop watching cause i dont like the part of voting people out since there is always backstabbing and what not. i mean, that’s like the ugliest side of humans, i feel. not that i am not guilty of it at all but yeahh:( sad huh.

shall skip the afternoon cause it’s P and C:) hahah. OMG for once i feel the urge to mug!!! like chinese is soooo near. but i always open the frigging book, highlight 5 chengyus then fall asleep. shucks. unproductive rate:(

oh and mrs tpp said funny stuff in class too. hahah and was acting quite spastically?!

this marks the last cle lesson and the last math lesson was yest, frigging overload of information though. died while trying to multitask:D and YAY end of options:D:D:D:D but cant imagine not being in track pant on wednesdays to embark on another nature place:( hahah

ok bye!!! they are showing some old show on channel 8 and taypinghui is soo young!! byebye!!!

oh rightt, people who are sick get well soon!!!:) vitamin C and maliku bless!!!:)

LOL!!! <——- yeahh LOL!:)

Posted in Uncategorized on October 29, 2009 by Michelle Kwek

Boss: Where were you born? Sardar: India .

 Boss: which part?

 Sardar: What ‘which part’? Whole body was born in India .

 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.

Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.

Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve broken.

Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!

Sardar: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

 Sardar: U cheated me.

Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.

 Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is ‘All India Radio! ‘


In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run? Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. …..

Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.

Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup…

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that

? Sardar: An old king’s skeleton.

Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?

Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child

i was blown away. what could i say?

Posted in Uncategorized on October 28, 2009 by Michelle Kwek

i’m beat! mentally and physically. wah slept at 2am for 2 nights then a night at 3 plus. sigh. what am i doing?! wasting my sleep?!:) hmmm but i ain’t calling it wasting cause they were worth it!:D

anyway, bio options came to an end today. quite BOOMZ i think!:D like the rain came just in time:) the timing was not bad!! haha. and the rain column is soooo dam cool!!! but then people are already sick and i hope the rain didn’t cause them to be sicker:( take vitamin Cs k!!! and SLEEP EARLY!!!!! if not the GERMS will come attack you and win!!!:(

ohwells, saw 2 snakes today!!! (quote someone who will start whispering: ACTUALLY I DONT WANNA SEE SNAKES, I VERY SCARED) HAHAHAH funny ttm!!:) saw the tree paradise snake and another dam pretty green snake called erm… didnt really take the name down:( somewhere along the lines are kena whipped or something.

and i really proved to myself that i should not fall asleep if i am on the bus myself:( somehow i cannot do the magical thing that most can do, that is waking up at the right stop:( sucks. like i open my eyes then i see, 2 more stops so i say ok still can close my eyes for a while and the next thing i know, i am about 7 stops away from my stop just that i’ve passed it:( and mummy got worried so she fetched me back from where i dropped off. hahah. so much for trying to be independent and not troubling her to fetch me from school. hahah:)

and i think a simple life in school is such a blissful feeling:) until someone sorts of signals to me that i am some disappointment then the feeling is gone. haiz. but shucks i got the ckoh syndrome based on rach tan and bro, that is frowning when i am sleeping. but i aint that troubled!! eeeee then i’ll get wrinkles:( hahah. but i am like sleeping everywhere and anywhere which isnt exactly very good.

oh oh oh!!!! i was like having the best dream ever yesterday!!! honestly!!! there was such a great story build up and the climax was prolly some letter i was reading:) haha. but i was talking sooo much to her!!:D haha. and the letter was sooo touching but i only read 2 paragraphs and my dad woke me up for school!:( how sad. shucks having dreams tooo often. like for the past week, i’ve had it 5 times. feels like my sleep is disturbed though:P should sleep earlier so the dream can set in:) hahha.

and i realised that in the whole class, i only tell my stuff to one person. and woohoooo sufficient!!!:) more than enough:D hahahah. contented ttm!!! yay!!!:) ILU<3

when i am down, oh my soul, so weary

Posted in Uncategorized on October 27, 2009 by Michelle Kwek

sigh. i am such a disappointment… quote cheechee:( hahah. like she told me straight in the face with a somewhat serious face and said, “michelle kwek, you are such a disappointment” ahha and she is prolly speaking for the other 59999999999999 people in the world thinks the same way. sigh.

anyway, i think making people smile is easy but making them smile from the heart is mission impossible, at least for me. hahah:) cause i think for others dam easy. but then again, smiling isn’t one sided… like anything else i guess. like sometimes, it does not matter how much one party does. but maybe, what the other expects before she can be happy it too much? like being happy all boils down to yourself. some can be happy just seeing others happy, some are happy with just the way things are, but some will only be happy if there is some change to the current life…

and dooods, end of year is less than a month? and maybe to be all happier, we shouldn’t look into things too much. as in i am not but maybe you are? ahhaha:) this does not equate to denial… it just means take things easier:)

and today geog presentation was so blehs:( hahah. as in no it was fun i guess. like once in a lifetime. ahhaha. 🙂 but wahhh, so flushed and sooo hot. haha. cheechee has potential to be tai tai man!!!:)

oh and when cheechee asked me that qn today, i really never felt that way, i think:) haha. still i am such a disappointment. hahah

anyway, tmr’s chek jawa!! but before that is heavy subjects:( ahahha. anyway, looking forward!!!:D

btw, when i saw those kids in lalaland, i thought of what mrs s tan mentioned. they did not deserve what they were going through. and definitely, we are not more worthy of our lives than they are of our lives. it’s just that fate came along and things are the way they are… sighs:(


Posted in Uncategorized on October 26, 2009 by Michelle Kwek

OH MY!!! i want to pon tmr soooo badly!!! like sup with the geog assignment man:( can’t we be a bit more sane and sound?! should just go naked or something. and hmmm so i was SICK on thurs and fri. talking about this, i am about to kill somebody! literally. GAHH. piss me off. shucks, should have seen the warning cheng tng sent me:D hahah. CHENG TNG!!! OMG funny tttm!!!:D i had to double check the sender’s email add cause i couldn’t believe my eyes:)

and anyway, today was frigging tiring. like slept at 230 cause i was doing something. and bro!! dont take too long:) HAHHA. everyday i dread school. DREAD!!! farewell hurry come!!!! sigh. and the philo teachers havent told me if i am going to kena retain or anything. sucks the world.

BTW, i love my cousin!!!:) hahahaha. thanks babe! and i bet you miss me singing:)

ok right going back… maybe goodbye isn’t that hard? haha:D aiy, but the next chapter in life ain’t exactly something i looking forward to.. actually, coming to RG wasnt what i wanted too and now it’s the JC… KILL ME. oh oh, my bro was quite sweet today:) according to my dad, when i was sleeping in the car, he saw my cross and asked my dad whether i will get a booking like that so he helped me take it off:) yay. sweet boy! hahaha:)

and sooo today was a goood day. cause there was ZERO lessons!!!:) hahaha. and bio was interesting i guess:) and we saw like erm, SAGO!!! hahahah. what the, one more to add to the list of cheng tng ingredients?! hahahha. rightt, and you’re prolly going to go to mrs tpp crying and say that i bullied you. hahaha:D

haiz, hate options!!!!! 😦 sigh. sooo glad it’s ending and school’s ending too:) and i have decided not to go for FAM. cause mummy asked me if i were going or not. cause if not, no point getting clothes to wear. and soo yupp:D

byebye!!! farmville calls since everyone’s level upping sooo quicklY!!!:(

oh the title is like the quote of the day!!! HOHO FUNNY TTM!!!

lob mudster:D

Posted in Uncategorized on October 21, 2009 by Michelle Kwek

heehee today quite fun:) sungei buloh was not bad but the monitor lizards weren’t as impressive as the ones i saw in tioman:P large squid and sotong eating ones:)

but lunch with bro and rach tan was erm…ahem!! i mean wlao they are such good liars!!:( i cannot believe that i actually believed them:( eeeeyer! and mr lim lied as well!!! hahah. he aint a level 22 farmer, just a mere 21 one:) but i think when i return to singapore, he’ll be way ahead of me:( sighs.

nothing much to say other than yay im leaving tmr. and i have like plane phobia yknow. everytime i go on a plane i have a dam strong feeling that i wont return. this time is uber strong so here’s my last words: love all those in my life:) like serious!!! everyone of you. even people whom i love to suan:) hahahha. be happy!!!! BYEBYE!!:D

oh PQQ’s nose please stop running away from her!! rest well cheechee!:D